Julebryg 2026 by Amager Bryghus
Ingredients: Water. Barley malt: Maris Otter, Crystal. Hops: Columbus, Fuggles. Yeast: Windsor Kurt Santa managed to get discharged in time last year so that he just barely made it on his Santa rounds to all the children of the world. Of course he did. And then we actually thought that he and the reindeer were going to recuperate as traveling salesmen for Amager Bryghus – that was at least the agreement. But Kurt and the reindeer were gone. Only the other day did we hear from him – a postcard stamped in Kumzar, Oman (Kurt must be just about the last person in the world who still writes postcards). We had to dig out the old school atlas and discovered that Kumzar lies right out by the Strait of Hormuz in the Persian Gulf. “Doing well, but just need to fix something,” Kurt wrote. And then we knew full well what time it was. Once again, Kurt had recklessly thrown himself and the reindeer into one of the world’s hotspots in an attempt to just “fix it.” But this time we are honestly in doubt as to whether we will ever see Kurt and the animals again. How do you even fix a conflict between nations that are all led by madmen with no off switch? And how does a Santa sleigh fare in an area with heavy air-defense missiles? And drones, those damn drones! At least we hope that Kurt remembered the fragmentation vests from Ukraine for both himself and the reindeer. And God yes, how do reindeer even cope in the Persian Gulf? The questions are many. And this year we ask you all to send both
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